Monday, August 28, 2006

Monday Morning Mehta 8/28/06

Edition # 173
August 28, 2006

Next week's MMM will be Tuesday September 5th. NFC Preview and Playoff Predictions!

Since last edition the Phillies have gone an impressive 9-4 to vault themselves into the thick of the wild card contention.

- Randy Wolf was 3-0 in that stretch and while his ERA and IP's isn't anything to write home about, he's given the Phillies decent starts and the Phils have been scoring alot of runs in Wolf games.

- The Phillies have acquired veteran help for the pitching staff and the bench with the additions of Jamie Moyer, Jeff Conine and Jose Hernandez. I'll be very curious to see how Moyer does against the Mets today as the Mets as struggled at times this year vs. lefties. In reality I just wanted to mention the Mets so I can possibly jinx them.

- This week the Phillies will play 8 games, with a doubleheader on Saturday. A 5-3 week would be acceptable.

- Ryan Howard for MVP has caught steam in the last few weeks as the Phillies have climbed back into contention.

- I'd get hate mail from Philly Phaf again if I didn't mention that Invincible was the box office hit of the weekend making $17 million. It's a "feel good" story about a former bartender turned NFL player. I understand the point to the movie - anybody that works hard and puts their mind to it can accomplish anything. Well...It's sacriligous in Philadelphia to say anything bad about the movie, but we here at MMM have offended many families (we're still reeling from the John Russell hit). So, with that being said Invinsible is a movie about a special teams player who had two fumble recoveries and 1 reception in his whole career. Isn't the story of a guy who was bagging groceries and became a Super Bowl MVP a few years later a slightly better story? (Thanks to Tony from Lansdale for bringing that up).

- If I see one more ESPN report or hear one more WIP caller talking about Terrell Owens I may vomit. Enough already with the hourly updates.

- I predict the Eagles will sign Najeh Davenport if/when he's cut by the Packers. If not, maybe Duce Staley.

Around the MLB

- Baseball is so week to week right now it's almost becoming ridiculous. Team go from out of it to in it within days.

- Suddenly the SF Giants are in the thick of their own division as well as the wild card. They've stunk most of the year. I guess just like the Phillies.

- The Marlins won every game they played last week and find themselves in the wild card race too. That's pretty pathetic.

- If you were a Mariners fan and saw the Yankees and Red Sox back to back on your schedule in August, what odds would you have gotten that Seattle would win 5 out of 6?

- Detroit and the White Sox are playing poorly right now. If Francisco Liriano can come back healthy the Twins will be a force in Sept.


AFC Preview - Enough of the conservative, safe, predictions this year. I'm going out on a limb unlike these prognosticators who pick the same teams over and over again.
AFC East

1. Miami Dolphins 10-6
2nd year coach Nick Saban has gotten his franchise QB in Dante Culpepper. Dante has a lot to prove and will be playing with a chip on his shoulder all year. I've noticed 2nd year coaches have a big impact on their teams and the Dolphins should be no different. Ronnie Brown should have a big year and the defense should be one of the better defenses in the league.

2. New England Patriots 9-7
This is the first time in about 5 years you could actually make a point that the Patriots are going the wrong way. They've lost David Givens and Deion Branch is on the trading block (although I get the feeling he's not going anywhere). Adam Vinatieri has defected to the Colts. They've lost a key offensive lineman (Tom Ashworth) and a key linebacker (Willie McGinest). Tedy Bruschi has been banged up while Junior Seau and Corey Dillon are now 52 years old. Watch out for first round pick Lawrence Maroney, he could infuse some life into this team late in the season.

3. Buffalo Bills 5-11
J.P. Losman just hasn't showed anything yet. And Marv Levy as GM is just downright scary. Lee Evans is a nice sleeper for you fantasy players.

4. New York Jets 5-11
It'll take a while for Eric Mangini's Bill Bellichick type system to be implemented. I think Chad Pennington has a nice bounceback year but the team is a mess right now.

AFC North
1. Cincinnati Bengals 11-5
I'm picking the Bengals to win the AFC North even though Carson Palmer has yet to play a preseason game since his torn knee in last years playoffs (he'll make his debut tonight). The defense is improving but still suspect to put it nicely. But there's just something I like about this team. Maybe it's Chad Johnson's sheet of cornerbacks he's going to burn?

2. Pittsuburgh Steelers 9-7
There's something wrong in Pittsburgh. This just smells of disappointment this year. First it was Ben Roethlisberger's near death, now it's the rumors swirling that this is going to be Bill Cowher's last year. Still the talent is too good to stay out of the playoffs. Willie Parker should have a big year, but don't be surprised if this team starts slow because of a brutal schedule the first 5 weeks.

3. Baltimore Ravens 7-9
I've been burned too many times on this team to give them a chance. The defense talks a good game, but Ray Lewis isn't the same player he was years ago. The addition of Steve McNair helps, but his injuries will mount as the running game is not what it once was here. Possibly Brian Billick's last year?

4. Cleveland Browns 6-10
2nd year coach Romeo Crennel's team should improve this year, but Charlie Frye will take his lumps. Luckily he has lots of talent around him in Braylon Edwards and Kellen Winslow, well, as long as they can stay healthy.

AFC South
1. Jacksonville Jaguars 11-5
Why not? I love this team. Great defense, good interior line play, young improving WR's, and a QB who is starting to come into his own in Byron Leftwich. The two headed monster of Fred Taylor and Greg Jones should help keep this offense on the field enough to make sure the defense can win the game. They also aren't at all afraid of the Colts which helps.

2. Indianapolis Colts 10-6
The odds on favorite to win the AFC. The story is the same here, big offense & questionable defense, but this time they have many questions about the running game. Joseph Addai and Dominic Rhodes are fighting for the job to replace Edgerrin James. Peyton Manning may put up great numbers as he did in 2004, but he'll be judged on what happens in January.

3. Tennessee Titans 6-10
Vince Young's progress is more important right now than wins and losses for this team. Young is raw and Billy Volek is unproven and word is they're looking at Kerry Collins, which is never a good sign for a team.

4. Houston Texans 5-11
The question will be "Why did we not take Reggie Bush" unless Mario Williams turns into Reggie White. Gary Kubiak will help this putrid franchise, but it'll take years to turn this team around.

AFC West
1. Denver Broncos 11-5
The addition of Jay Cutler means that Jake Plummer is obviously on his way out. While Plummer "in big games" is still awful, he was steady enough to get the Broncos into the playoffs last year and I don't think this year will be any different. Look for Mike & Tatum Bell to form a solid backfield and Javon Walker to really change the dynamic of this offense. If not for Plummer this would be a Super Bowl team.

2. San Diego Chargers 9-7
Phillip Rivers is an unknown at this point. But I think he'll have a good year. Not a Carson Palmer like first starting season, but he'll surprise a lot of people in a very positive way. The presence of LT2 and a very good offense will help him along. Vincent Jackson is my deep sleeper to have a breakout year this year.


3. Kansas City Chiefs 8-8
Larry Johnson, or "The first pick of every fantasy draft", should help this team but Herm Edwards is the coach of this team mind you. Trent Green's arsenal after LJ is pretty weak. Eddie Kennison and Samie Parker as your starting WR's downright remind one of the Eagles tandem. Tony Gonzalez is aging and the offensive line isn't as good as years gone by. The defense is just average.

4. Oakland Raiders 5-11
Aaron Brooks. Seriously, Aaron Brooks is the starter. I wouldn't be surprised if by midseason it's Andrew Walter.

NHL Week in Review By : Ed Wasser

- A few observations from around sports.....I know that during the PGA Championship the announcers were loving telling the fans that Chicago is Luke Donald's adopted home town because he went to Northwestern and the crowd was not booing him, they were saying "Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke". But you know what, after watching his performance I think after hole 14 the crowd really was booing.....Anybody catch John Calipari's ridiculous fake tan while he was substituting for John Salley on "The Best Damn Sports Show"? Wow! The guy looked like a talking tangerine.....OLN has a show on Saturdays called "Dangerous Game" were hunters shoot dangerous animals. So last week they're in Africa shooting Cape Buffalos; on the show the hunters eventually find a few, they pick out the biggest one and BLAM!!! He's done. But at the end it turns out the show is dedicated to some hunter that got killed by a Cape Buffalo during a hunt last year. Hey I feel sorry for the guy, I mean it must suck getting killed by a Cape Buffalo and all, but you know one thing I've observed in my life? That almost never happens when you're looking at those things in a zoo. But when you go on their turf in Africa and screw with them and screw with them and screw with them, guess what? You might get killed, and don't blame the damn buffalo.....Is there a more loathsome individual on the face of the Earth then Wes from MTV's "Fresh Meat Challenge"?


- Not a lot happened this week in the NHL save for LA King forward Sean Avery appearing on MTV's "Cribs". His girlfriend Elisha Cuthebert also appeared in the episode looking great as usual..... Dominic Hasek resigned with the Red Wings a little while ago after two injury riddled seasons in Ottawa. Well, if he's healthy it's a good signing but that's a huge if.....The Hockey News is brutal sometimes. They had a top 10 piece a few weeks ago entitled "What did NHLers do on their summer vacations?" And for Montreal Canadien Sheldon Souray it said "The summer just kind of passed him by. Went right around him". That's a reference to Souray being a less then stellar defenseman. Wow.....It's August 28th and the Flyers still haven't addressed their statuesque defense corps.....Yet another thing that could only happen to an Islander, defenseman Brendan Witt was surfing off the coast of Florida when his board hit a bull shark. Fortunately for Witt the shark wasn't interested and swam away. That would be so Islanders to have one of their players eaten by a shark

Monday Morning Mehta 8/28/06

Edition # 173
August 28, 2006

Next week's MMM will be Tuesday September 5th. NFC Preview and Playoff Predictions!

Since last edition the Phillies have gone an impressive 9-4 to vault themselves into the thick of the wild card contention.

- Randy Wolf was 3-0 in that stretch and while his ERA and IP's isn't anything to write home about, he's given the Phillies decent starts and the Phils have been scoring alot of runs in Wolf games.

- The Phillies have acquired veteran help for the pitching staff and the bench with the additions of Jamie Moyer, Jeff Conine and Jose Hernandez. I'll be very curious to see how Moyer does against the Mets today as the Mets as struggled at times this year vs. lefties. In reality I just wanted to mention the Mets so I can possibly jinx them.

- This week the Phillies will play 8 games, with a doubleheader on Saturday. A 5-3 week would be acceptable.

- Ryan Howard for MVP has caught steam in the last few weeks as the Phillies have climbed back into contention.

- I'd get hate mail from Philly Phaf again if I didn't mention that Invincible was the box office hit of the weekend making $17 million. It's a "feel good" story about a former bartender turned NFL player. I understand the point to the movie - anybody that works hard and puts their mind to it can accomplish anything. Well...It's sacriligous in Philadelphia to say anything bad about the movie, but we here at MMM have offended many families (we're still reeling from the John Russell hit). So, with that being said Invinsible is a movie about a special teams player who had two fumble recoveries and 1 reception in his whole career. Isn't the story of a guy who was bagging groceries and became a Super Bowl MVP a few years later a slightly better story? (Thanks to Tony from Lansdale for bringing that up).

- If I see one more ESPN report or hear one more WIP caller talking about Terrell Owens I may vomit. Enough already with the hourly updates.

- I predict the Eagles will sign Najeh Davenport if/when he's cut by the Packers. If not, maybe Duce Staley.

Around the MLB

- Baseball is so week to week right now it's almost becoming ridiculous. Team go from out of it to in it within days.

- Suddenly the SF Giants are in the thick of their own division as well as the wild card. They've stunk most of the year. I guess just like the Phillies.

- The Marlins won every game they played last week and find themselves in the wild card race too. That's pretty pathetic.

- If you were a Mariners fan and saw the Yankees and Red Sox back to back on your schedule in August, what odds would you have gotten that Seattle would win 5 out of 6?

- Detroit and the White Sox are playing poorly right now. If Francisco Liriano can come back healthy the Twins will be a force in Sept.


AFC Preview - Enough of the conservative, safe, predictions this year. I'm going out on a limb unlike these prognosticators who pick the same teams over and over again.
AFC East

1. Miami Dolphins 10-6
2nd year coach Nick Saban has gotten his franchise QB in Dante Culpepper. Dante has a lot to prove and will be playing with a chip on his shoulder all year. I've noticed 2nd year coaches have a big impact on their teams and the Dolphins should be no different. Ronnie Brown should have a big year and the defense should be one of the better defenses in the league.

2. New England Patriots 9-7
This is the first time in about 5 years you could actually make a point that the Patriots are going the wrong way. They've lost David Givens and Deion Branch is on the trading block (although I get the feeling he's not going anywhere). Adam Vinatieri has defected to the Colts. They've lost a key offensive lineman (Tom Ashworth) and a key linebacker (Willie McGinest). Tedy Bruschi has been banged up while Junior Seau and Corey Dillon are now 52 years old. Watch out for first round pick Lawrence Maroney, he could infuse some life into this team late in the season.

3. Buffalo Bills 5-11
J.P. Losman just hasn't showed anything yet. And Marv Levy as GM is just downright scary. Lee Evans is a nice sleeper for you fantasy players.

4. New York Jets 5-11
It'll take a while for Eric Mangini's Bill Bellichick type system to be implemented. I think Chad Pennington has a nice bounceback year but the team is a mess right now.

AFC North
1. Cincinnati Bengals 11-5
I'm picking the Bengals to win the AFC North even though Carson Palmer has yet to play a preseason game since his torn knee in last years playoffs (he'll make his debut tonight). The defense is improving but still suspect to put it nicely. But there's just something I like about this team. Maybe it's Chad Johnson's sheet of cornerbacks he's going to burn?

2. Pittsuburgh Steelers 9-7
There's something wrong in Pittsburgh. This just smells of disappointment this year. First it was Ben Roethlisberger's near death, now it's the rumors swirling that this is going to be Bill Cowher's last year. Still the talent is too good to stay out of the playoffs. Willie Parker should have a big year, but don't be surprised if this team starts slow because of a brutal schedule the first 5 weeks.

3. Baltimore Ravens 7-9
I've been burned too many times on this team to give them a chance. The defense talks a good game, but Ray Lewis isn't the same player he was years ago. The addition of Steve McNair helps, but his injuries will mount as the running game is not what it once was here. Possibly Brian Billick's last year?

4. Cleveland Browns 6-10
2nd year coach Romeo Crennel's team should improve this year, but Charlie Frye will take his lumps. Luckily he has lots of talent around him in Braylon Edwards and Kellen Winslow, well, as long as they can stay healthy.

AFC South
1. Jacksonville Jaguars 11-5
Why not? I love this team. Great defense, good interior line play, young improving WR's, and a QB who is starting to come into his own in Byron Leftwich. The two headed monster of Fred Taylor and Greg Jones should help keep this offense on the field enough to make sure the defense can win the game. They also aren't at all afraid of the Colts which helps.

2. Indianapolis Colts 10-6
The odds on favorite to win the AFC. The story is the same here, big offense & questionable defense, but this time they have many questions about the running game. Joseph Addai and Dominic Rhodes are fighting for the job to replace Edgerrin James. Peyton Manning may put up great numbers as he did in 2004, but he'll be judged on what happens in January.

3. Tennessee Titans 6-10
Vince Young's progress is more important right now than wins and losses for this team. Young is raw and Billy Volek is unproven and word is they're looking at Kerry Collins, which is never a good sign for a team.

4. Houston Texans 5-11
The question will be "Why did we not take Reggie Bush" unless Mario Williams turns into Reggie White. Gary Kubiak will help this putrid franchise, but it'll take years to turn this team around.

AFC West
1. Denver Broncos 11-5
The addition of Jay Cutler means that Jake Plummer is obviously on his way out. While Plummer "in big games" is still awful, he was steady enough to get the Broncos into the playoffs last year and I don't think this year will be any different. Look for Mike & Tatum Bell to form a solid backfield and Javon Walker to really change the dynamic of this offense. If not for Plummer this would be a Super Bowl team.

2. San Diego Chargers 9-7
Phillip Rivers is an unknown at this point. But I think he'll have a good year. Not a Carson Palmer like first starting season, but he'll surprise a lot of people in a very positive way. The presence of LT2 and a very good offense will help him along. Vincent Jackson is my deep sleeper to have a breakout year this year.


3. Kansas City Chiefs 8-8
Larry Johnson, or "The first pick of every fantasy draft", should help this team but Herm Edwards is the coach of this team mind you. Trent Green's arsenal after LJ is pretty weak. Eddie Kennison and Samie Parker as your starting WR's downright remind one of the Eagles tandem. Tony Gonzalez is aging and the offensive line isn't as good as years gone by. The defense is just average.

4. Oakland Raiders 5-11
Aaron Brooks. Seriously, Aaron Brooks is the starter. I wouldn't be surprised if by midseason it's Andrew Walter.

NHL Week in Review By : Ed Wasser

- A few observations from around sports.....I know that during the PGA Championship the announcers were loving telling the fans that Chicago is Luke Donald's adopted home town because he went to Northwestern and the crowd was not booing him, they were saying "Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke". But you know what, after watching his performance I think after hole 14 the crowd really was booing.....Anybody catch John Calipari's ridiculous fake tan while he was substituting for John Salley on "The Best Damn Sports Show"? Wow! The guy looked like a talking tangerine.....OLN has a show on Saturdays called "Dangerous Game" were hunters shoot dangerous animals. So last week they're in Africa shooting Cape Buffalos; on the show the hunters eventually find a few, they pick out the biggest one and BLAM!!! He's done. But at the end it turns out the show is dedicated to some hunter that got killed by a Cape Buffalo during a hunt last year. Hey I feel sorry for the guy, I mean it must suck getting killed by a Cape Buffalo and all, but you know one thing I've observed in my life? That almost never happens when you're looking at those things in a zoo. But when you go on their turf in Africa and screw with them and screw with them and screw with them, guess what? You might get killed, and don't blame the damn buffalo.....Is there a more loathsome individual on the face of the Earth then Wes from MTV's "Fresh Meat Challenge"?


- Not a lot happened this week in the NHL save for LA King forward Sean Avery appearing on MTV's "Cribs". His girlfriend Elisha Cuthebert also appeared in the episode looking great as usual..... Dominic Hasek resigned with the Red Wings a little while ago after two injury riddled seasons in Ottawa. Well, if he's healthy it's a good signing but that's a huge if.....The Hockey News is brutal sometimes. They had a top 10 piece a few weeks ago entitled "What did NHLers do on their summer vacations?" And for Montreal Canadien Sheldon Souray it said "The summer just kind of passed him by. Went right around him". That's a reference to Souray being a less then stellar defenseman. Wow.....It's August 28th and the Flyers still haven't addressed their statuesque defense corps.....Yet another thing that could only happen to an Islander, defenseman Brendan Witt was surfing off the coast of Florida when his board hit a bull shark. Fortunately for Witt the shark wasn't interested and swam away. That would be so Islanders to have one of their players eaten by a shark

Monday, August 14, 2006

Monday Morning Mehta 8/14/06

Edition # 172
August 14, 2006



Next MMM is August 28 which will be our 4th annual AFC Preview. Or maybe it's the 3rd annual, I forget.


Anyway, quick week here this week.


The Phils play decent baseball since we last talked going 7-4, until losing two games in a row to the Reds which would've put them right into the thick of the action. As it turns out, they're still in it by default.


- Phils now sit 4 games back of the Wild Card, which doesn't sound bad, but have 4 teams in front of them and the leading Reds.


- The Phillies just don't change. When the pressure is off they play well. Going into this weekend's series, the pressure was "on" so to speak. They had a chance to really make some noise. Instead, they


- I just have one added observation to the laundry list of Phils issues: The double switching that Manuel does (especially for Burrell) late in games has gotten out of hand. Too many times this year has he left himself with the pitchers spot batting behind Ryan Howard (or somewhere in the middle of the order) late in extra innings with nobody left off the bench.


- I hate to be the one who piles on since everyone knows this, but Abraham Nunez has been just awful. The good news is he only makes one out per at bat not two like David Bell.


- 2006 NFC Offensive Rookie of the Year....Hank Baskett! (OK maybe he'll finish 2nd behind that Bush guy).


- There was over 118,000 fans for this weekend's series vs. the Reds. This team better keep up the payroll in the offseason.


- It's a shame the Phillies won't win the Wild Card. If they make the playoffs Ryan Howard would be almost a shoe-in for MVP. As it turns out, he's probably still in the top 3. Carlos Beltran seems to be the hot choice right now with Albert Pujols close (more of the Cards later).


- Mets and Nationals continue the homestand this week. Expect another 3-4 or 4-3 week to delay the inevitable.


Around the League


- The American League playoff picture is changing daily. A week ago the Tigers were looking to cruise to the Central title and now suddenly their division hopes aren't as easy. The lead is down to 5 in the loss column and the White Sox have really buried the Twins the last week.


- Speaking of the Twins, every Twin fan (out of the 6 people that actually read this rag I don't think we have a Twin fan) is holding their breath hoping for good news from Francisco Liriano's injury.


- Will the Dodgers ever lose again?? They are playing about as good as you can play right now. This would be the team to watch for in September and August. They certainly have enough pitching to get it done (Derek Lowe has shown he's a clutch post season pitcher and Greg Maddux's last 4 starts have been awesome). The Mets have been awesome this year, but I just don't know about those 5 and 6 inning pitchers come October (Sorry Frank).


- The Cards have been awful the last month. Pitching is completely falling apart at the seams and Izzy has 8 blown saves.


- The dangerous team in the whole NL to me is the Astros once again. They're only 5 games out of the Cards in the pathetic NL Central. But just like the Phillies, just when Houston could have made some noise, they go and lose two in a row to the struggling Padres.


NHL Week In Review By : Ed Wasser


- CONSPIRACY THEORY ALERT!!! CONSPIRACY THEORY ALERT!!! OK, I'm going to write about this even though I'm pretty sure the C.I.A. has installed a hidden camera in my apartment and they may pass along this information to the assassination department in the NHL offices. (I'm going to tell you this with my hand over my mouth so nobody can read my lips....just in case) So I came home from work on Tuesday, August 1 and when I turned on my TV I noticed that all my TV stations have been rearranged. MTV used to be channel 37, now it's 72. The Fox Network used to be channel 5, now it's 9. But now get this....the home of NHL hockey, the Outdoor Life Network, used to be channel 96. That's right, channel 96, up there with the Soap Opera Network, American Movie Classics, and The Style Network. But now OLN is channel 37, just one click away from Comcast Sportsnet (channel 38), and only a few clicks away from ESPN (channel 34) and ESPN II (channel 35). Me thinks that Comcast, who owns the Flyers, may have moved OLN so that people will be able to find it and may click on it while channel surfing from ESPN to Comcast Sportsnet. At this stage, with the NHL ratings in the crapper, the owners have to rely on people turning on hockey by accident.


Boring week in the NHL.....Harry Sinden quit as president of the Bruins after completing his job of running them into the ground.... Flyers defenseman Eric Desjardins called it a career. He was the last remaining player from the biggest heist in Flyers history. Desjardins, John LeClair, and the Marcel Dionne's younger, crappy brother came to the Flyers from Montréal for Mark Recchi. I'd say Desjardin will eventually make the Hall of Fame but he's not a first ballot player. And he certainly belongs in the Flyers Hall of Fame. Number retired? That's a little much, I'd say no.....The LA Times announced that they will no longer send writers on Duck and King road trips.....If you haven't seen the first episode of "Flavor of Love" make sure you see it by any means necessary. Quit your job, drive to the VH-1 offices in New York, I can not emphasize this enough, ANY MEANS NECESSARY!!!! It's that good.....The Flyers dumped Gary Dornhoefer as color commentator and replaced him with Keith Jones.....The Flyers get Kyle Calder from the Blackhawks for Michael Handzus